Recent Twitter Posts

Thank you to my dentist for playing looped videos of chimps brushing their teeth in the waiting room http://yfrog.com/n658qj View Post Posted 2010/07/28

RT @tyler_thompson: 55% alcohol Belgian Ale packaged inside a taxidermied squirrel. Amazing. http://ht.ly/2fENw View Post Posted 2010/07/23

@makeitstatus your description of the bachelorette is eerily close to how I would describe myself View Post Posted 2010/07/21

Just realized the whole season of The Bachelorette is on Hulu. Do I dare stoop so low? Probably. Secretly. View Post Posted 2010/07/21

I always show up way too early to meetings and then sit somewhere close by -but not too close- hoping no one sees me. View Post Posted 2010/07/20